The Top 5 Organs in Lady Gaga’s Body

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By Monte Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

Join Hollywood Big Time, as we count down our top 5 organs in Lady Gaga’s body. Strap yourselves in, because this is gonna be one hell of a thrill ride! Be sure to comment below if you think we got it all wrong, and be sure to reply with your top 5 as well.

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Miles Teller Tells Us Who He Is

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

From time to time, Hollywood Big Time interviews our fair share of major celebrities. Unfortunately, today we interviewed a real dud. His publicist sent him to our offices this morning for an interview, and at first we didn’t even know he was. After about two hours of him waiting in our lobby we came to the conclusion that he was the actor we were supposed to be interviewing, and not just some stranger from off the street trying to stay cool indoors. We did our best with what we were given, so continue reading after the jump if you think it’s even worth it.
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Drama Student Craig Johnston Announces Plans to Enter into Public Life

By Monty Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

Following Shia Labeouf’s announcement of his official exit from public life, University of Montana drama student Craig Johnston announced plans to fill the gap left in Labeouf’s wake. Formerly an unknown student with no professional experience, Johnston revealed to the press yesterday that he felt he was “ready to enter into the public sphere.” Johnston added that he planned to star in a major motion picture the following month and will begin appearing in a number of popular tabloid magazines.
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TAILGATE 2014: 2 WEEKS AND COUNTING

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

2 WEEKS AND COUNTING since we’ve last reported on Heigl’s now-infamous tail light. We hoped that we’d have nothing to report after two weeks, but our greatest fears are now being realized. Just yesterday, we saw Heigl pull out of a Carl’s Jr drive thru and BLATANTLY make a right hand turn without being able to put on her turn signal. Why? BECAUSE IT’S STILL. NOT. FIXED. Let me just say one thing: WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? The Queen of England? Sorry, sweetheart, but this is AMERICA. We have LAWS that keep us safe on the road. Just because you probably have your name carved in to the walk of fame on the stunningly beautiful Hollywood Boulevard, doesn’t mean you can wreak havoc on our roads.
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His Majesty Sir Elton John Likes Pizza

By Monty Monroe, Hollywood Big Time

His Majesty Master High Priest Sir Elton John, known to descend to earth only once every three years to bless us with his music, claims to enjoy a popular plebeian dish known as “pizza”. We asked him a few questions. Find out more after the jump.
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Amy Adams Has a Package on Her Front Door

By Doc Hollywood, Hollywood Big Time

Today, Hollywood Big Time sort of feels like Brad Pitt in the movie Se7en. We’ve found ourselves screaming, “What’s in the box?!” This afternoon, we took it upon ourselves to visit the homestead of superstar Amy Adams (Leap Year) to pay her a surprise visit and see if she would finally give us an interview and recognize us as a credible journalistic publication. She didn’t appear to be home (even though the lights were in and we heard voices inside), but after we waited on her front porch for a couple of hours, a mysterious package from UPS arrived. This peaked our interest, and once again we’ll pose the question that’s on everyone’s mind, “What’s in the box?!” Find out our best guess after the jump.
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“The Guy Who Compares Every Movie to ‘Citizen Kane’” Gives His Oscar Picks

By The Guy Who Compares Every Movie to Citizen Kane, Hollywood Big Time

What a terrible year for films. 2013 brought us space catastrophes, artificial intelligence, and penny stocks – but what it didn’t deliver was a cinematic classic comparable to Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane. Is it really too much to ask? Hollywood has billions of dollars sitting in their bank, and they can’t produce one film in a calendar year that’s as good (if not better) than Citizen Kane?  What do we chalk this up to? Laziness? Or is Hollywood now just filled with talentless hacks? I think the latter, but if you’d like to see my picks for this year’s Oscars, continue reading after the jump.
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